Monday, June 29, 2009

The perfect way to enjoy your Cadbury Bournville Fine Dark Chocolate

  1. Fine dark chocolate delivers a unique experience. So before you taste your Bournville, take a moment to savour its aroma. This will help heighten your appreciation of the flavour.
  2. Take a bite. A small one.
  3. Focus on the bouquet of flavours as the chocolate melts in your tongue. Note the texture, the feel of it. Take your time. A fine dark chocolate is not something you hurry.
  4. Take a deep breath.
  5. Continue to savour bit by bit, taking time to enjoy the rich cocoa taste that is distinctively Cadbury Bournville.
I've followed the instructions, but I get the same result. A chocolate is a chocolate no matter how you eat it. I think this works better:

  1. Wait till it's raining heavily outside.
  2. Make sure you haven't eaten from morning, that you can't possibly go outside due to the rain and the only edible material you have is the chocolate.
  3. Eat the chocolate any way you prefer.
  4. Voila! You are now eating the most delicious, mouth-watering chocolate in the whole wide world. Bak kata Farah, "Sesedap alam!!!"
Simple, but effective.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Ombak jahat!

Orang cakap,
"Sedangkan ombak di laut boleh berubah,
inikan pula hati manusia
."

Call me conservative,
panggil la aku 'skema' sekalipon,
tapi kadang-kadang
changes are not necessarily for the better.

I like the old you.

Sedikit selfish, I know.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Jacko Wacko is dead.

Michael was a music icon, a natural performer and yes, the "King of Pop."
Despite all the crazy things he did,
I do like him - his music, his dance, he is one of a kind.
My brother is his number one fan!
He was reportedly said to have converted to Islam, and changed name to Mikael
but nobody knows the truth.
Nonetheless, he's still one of the world's top performers.

R.I.P, Jacko.


Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Love at first sight! O=O

OMG they are so freaking handsome!!!!I'm seriously in love with them.
Sangat. Sangat. Sangat. Saya dah tau ape nak include dalam barang hantaran bila saya kahwin nanti. (Actually nak hadiah birthday tapi diorang kate mahal sangat utk hadiah birthday so jadik hantaran pon boleh la)

A Bengal cat!!!!!


Boleh kan?



Gorgeous.


Pandai pose pulak tu.

Handsome!!! (The cat, of course)

By the way, its price range is about 300-600 pound sterling..and yes, I'm not kidding. Kira murah la tu for a cat like this!!

hey: Sapela nak kahwin dengan kau macam ni.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Lampu lampi.

Biopharmacy3 Class Test esok.
Tapi aku rasa diri aku macam lampu kalimantang bilik aku yang starternya rosak.
Setengah jam selepas suiz ditekan baru menyala.
Tapi kalau nak tutup cepat aje.
Aku rasa aku kena tukar lampu baru dengan cepat.
Otak aku macam ada direct relationship dengan lampu kalimantang bilik ni.
Pelik tapi benar.

Encik.

Encik.
Semalam internet bengong. Seharian tak boleh online. Tensi betul.
Walaupun saya dah SMS encik semalam,
saya nak cakap lagi sekali.
Saya nak bagitau seluruh dunia.
Saya tak pernah cakap kepada encik, sebab saya bukan jenis macam tu.

But I love you. Very very much. (I feel like crying when I came to this sentence. I don't know why. PMS kot.)
Thanks and sorry for everything, dad.
Encik Awiskarni,
Happy Father's Day.


hey: I hope you can quit smoking. :)

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Of A Moth & A Cockroach

Staying up late with Seven yesterday, I think we wasted time chit-chatting for hours about, hurm, let me see...masalah sosial remaja masa kini, our old days in primary school (the good old times where we didn't even study but still managed to ace the exam effortlessly), Seven's past love, which eventually leads to the usual topic - jerks, David Cook vs David Archuletta (ulangan American Idol was on the tv pada masa itu) and banyak lagi which i already forget.

It was fun, up till the moment when a kupu-kupu flew in and started to launch an attack on me! I freaked out, and smacked the moth with Biopharmacy 3 module notes I'm holding, but it remained intact and soon was flying around the living room chasing after me. Yes, it seemed like the kupu-kupu decided that I'm the weaker human and made me its target. I ran into Farah's room, diejek for being scared of a kupu-kupu, and later discovered that the moth had flew away. Safe~

I remember one time in INTEC I had the same experience with a cockroach. I don't know why but insects seemed to have this weird tendency to fly directly to me instead of other people in the room. Human bodies do not secrete pheromone, do they??

Anyway, I noticed one difference between the experience with the moth and the one with the cockroach:


Ini seekor kupu-kupu.


Ini Ozzy.



I smacked the cockroach harder than I do the moth.

Seriously, there's a difference in both strength and determination between the 'smackings' of those two.
Which makes me think:

"Saya memilih rupa kah????????!!!!!"

Dang, I may be a b**** who judges the book by its cover.

Call me if you are one of em! *winkwink*



Saturday, June 13, 2009

Joker..NOT!

I am someone who gets bored fairly easily.
I tell you one thing:
Don't tell me the same joke more than twice.
Come the third time,
it's not amusing anymore.
It's annoying.






That's why I value creativity.




Friday, June 12, 2009

Part 4 (finally!)

The Cat Owner.
The Pink Lover.

Here's the guy:
KIM HEECHUL!!!!


Reasons why I may NOT like him:

ONE:
He looks like a girl.

TWO:
He's vain and narcissistic.

THREE:
He likes pink.

Reasons why I like him:

ONE:
He's crazy.

TWO:
He's funny.

THREE:
He plays the drum.

FOUR:He can draw.

FIVE:He loves cats!!

Conclusion:
Advantages clearly outweigh the disadvantages.
And so...

Heechul oppa, saranghae~

hey: Please do not freak out. I haven't lose my mind. I can assure you that this is only a momentary fling. ;P
hey: I've got loads of things to point out actually but I don't want to appear too crazy...huhu

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

I now pronounce you....

Husband and Wife!!!



Aren't they sweet??
I feel like I'm going to miss spending time with the single-mingle Athirah but I love them both..and so...
May they live happily ever after!!
:D

Friday, June 5, 2009

Are we really that different?

You say rectangle, i say circle.
You say classic, i say modern.
You say French, i say local.
You say meaningful, i say fun.
You say extravagant, i say simplicity.

hey: Nak agree on convo mag punya title pon susah sangat. *sigh*



Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Zapppp!


Adeh. Menusuk jiwa.


Saya baru tau saya ni kurang prihatin orangnya.
Tak berapa caring.


hey: sobsob..


Monday, June 1, 2009

Shitto!

Today's practical test was like s**t - metaphorically (you know what i mean here) and
literally (the brown Ichthammol cream)!
I know I can kiss goodbye to that 5% marks.

I'm changing course. Seriously. I have to.

I'm thinking....
  • I love to travel so maybe..a stewardess?? LOL
  • Tourism? Tourist guide perhaps?
  • Hurm...maybe an art teacher..you see, art is abstract. There's no right or wrong. So it should be easy, no?
  • Since I actively blog these few days then maybe a full time blogger? (Don't make me laugh. Your blog's followers boleh kira dengan jari ok)
  • Kerani. Anyone can be a kerani, right. You just have to know how to type and tahan duduk atas kerusi lama2. Oh and kena terer mengumpat and bergossip jugak. I think I can do that.
  • Oh I know! A chat moderator. The one on 8tv that replies to whatever craps people post. That seems fun.

Any other suggestions?