If Star Wars was set in Glasgow

• Chewbacca would look roughly the same except he'd only be about 5ft tall, from Blackhill and called Shug. He'd have the same amount of body hair but would also have tattoos, would permanently smell of drink and invariably sport a Rangers top.

• Darth Vader would referred to as 'Auld Helmet Heid' or in moments of stress 'That Dome-Heided Basturd'

• R2D2 would refuse to go out on the streets after 10pm because of the number of drunks who would try to stuff chip papers in his head casing or piss on him. He would also refuse to go near groups of wee boys at any time because of the high risk of being spray painted/dumped in front of a speeding train/set on fire.

• Although proficient in over 3500 languages C3P0 would still be unable to understand anything anyone from the East End of Glasgow said. He would regularly get beaten up for being a 'greetin-faced poof fae Milngavie'.

• Princess Leia would get captured by Darth Vader because it's hard to run very fast when you're wearing 5inch platform heels and a tiny silver mini-skirt which keeps hiking up over your arse every two steps. And you've been a heavy smoker since you were 6.

Hahaha. Got this from the internet and it's so true. Been here for only five days but I pretty much have got the general idea of what Glaswegians are like. Tak habis round lagi so there is not much to tell, but I'll update every now and then, as usual. :)

For those who still don't know, this is the name of my Uni.
I'd like to quote my dear Pakcik here: "Nama apa U tu? Macam mencarut-carut sikit kan."
Sigh.

Oh pardon my fascination with the sky. My room is on the top floor so  I kinda watch the clouds every single day..or every single time I go to my desk, actually.

Anonymous girl on the subway. I admire the bright colours.













Malaysia tetap di hati, jangan risau. :)