Mana janji manismu

Tengah-tengah malam buta ni, on facebook (apa lagi) and suddenly came across a friend's page yang dah berzaman dah tak jenguk. His photo albums are filled with photos of him and his girlfriend. All lovey-dovey-super-happy.

Not that I care.

Wait, I do care.

Jealous? Absolutely not. That's freaking far from it. I am a bit mad, actually. I think writing a surat layang to him right now is a good idea.


Hey you, you owe me! 
I am glad you are now happy with your girl, but I am sure at least a small part of it was thanks to me. Can't recall why? Remember your university dinner? Remember when your new girlfriend all dressed up looking like an angel, and you taking her to the dinner? Ah, sweet memories. Okay, now think, who was it again that lent you the money for the dinner fees because you were so broke at that time? Right. It's me. I still remember you saying sweetly that you are going to pay me back by the end of the month. A couple of months later, I texted you. No reply. Hell, I won't be texting you if I did not really need the money at that time. Kutip hutang was not something I enjoy doing. But Super Junior was coming for SS2 in Malaysia, for God's sake, I needed to buy the concert ticket a.s.a.p! Mind you, front row seat was not cheap. Scholarship belum masuk and of course I couldn't ask money to go to a concert from my parents! I tried contacting you, but you suddenly disappeared into thin air. Walaweh, I did not know you learn magic. You are not the first "magical" friend I have, so I am not at all surprised. I am just...baffled of why people like you exist. Janji eh. Blergh. Pijak-pijak masuk tong sampah. I did not want to hold grudges, so I am halal-ing the money you owe me, just like what I did to all the other mosquitoes like you. Hisap darah and then fly away, tak mengapa, saya halalkan. Oh, by the way, good luck in your relationship. May you live happily ever after.

Sincerely,
Pembunuh nyamuk.     

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